Hi, well... I have a very serious problem with chronic masturbation. I know this seems like an ordinary and/or natural thing, but it's really starting to tear me apart from my wife and my beautiful daughter Katie. It all started about 10 years ago when I first saw my cousin (now my wife) in the nude. She was lying on the bed face up, and I wandered into the room. It was pitch-black so I snapped the lights on, only to discover her, completely naked rubbing peanut butter on her delicate skin. She was very startled to see me, I asked her what she was doing and in response, she told me to join in. I ran out out of the room and into the kitchen, and grabbed the biggest jar of jelly I could get my hands on. I arrived back at the room and began to massage grape jelly all over myself. I then climbed on top of her, and we went wild. A few years later we were married at the smucker's family factory in west virgina. Two years later my wife bore my first daughter, who we named shaniqua. The end.